I double-tapped so many memes of Sandra Bullock in a rowboat that I just HAD to see what all the fuss was about. Also, being one of the twelve idiots people in America that actually pay for their Netflix subscription (I'm sure someone reading this right now is logged into my account - YOU'RE WELCOME!), I figured I might as well get the most out of it and watch Bird Box. I expected to be entertained (Sandra Bullock AND John Malkovich!), I expected to be creeped out (I was). I was not expecting it to be so damn relatable . WARNING: if you haven't seen it yet, SLAP ON A BLINDFOLD AND LOOK AWAY - here come some spoilers. For the rest of you: here are all of the things I loved (and hated) about Bird Box : For starters, this movie made it clear that it is perfectly fine to never leave your house . As someone who is an expert in crafting excuses to get out of plans , a story in which the characters face almost certain doom if they venture outdoors is one I can get behind. C